In real life, creepy is creepy.
Shoujo logic seems to give a new meaning to certain types of creepy.
These “creepy’s” are instead looked at as, “Romantic” or “Heart-Breakingly Touching”.
Here are afew examples I took the liberty to create:
Example: A guy you hardly know (and hardly like) suddenly kisses you -against your will.
Life reaction: SLAP, what a creep! GTFO.
Shoujo Logic reaction: Although you are angry at him, you yell at him and maybe even hit him before running away hurt; you can’t stop thinking about his kiss. You can’t stop thinking about him. You want to see him again, but is it really so that you can tell him off for it? You find yourself falling in love faster than you can imagine.
Example: You have been called by an anonymous letter to go to the isolated rooftop of one of your school buildings. There, you meet a guy you don’t know. He tells you that he has always been watching you -since forever- and asks you to go out with him.
Life reaction: Who the f*ck are you?! You creep!.. Watching me!?! You stalker!! Why the hell are we up here???!!
Shoujo Logic Reaction: Your breath is taken away. How romantic!! The wind blows your hair softly as you shyly look to the floor, before giving your response. Before you know it, you are in love.
Example: A guy suddenly leans in and takes a sniff of your hair. He then whispers softly into your ear, “Your hair smells pretty.”
Life reaction: SHOCKKU!!! Quick! Inch away as quickly as you can. Spend the rest of your life avoiding him at your own inconvenience.
Shoujo Logic reaction: Your heart suddenly skips a beat. The blood rushes to your head and you blush. You try to take a look at his face but when you see he is staring right back at you, you can only look away embarassed. There is something gentle about his eyes when he is looking at you. All the while, you are trying to catch a glimpse of him when he isn’t looking. It seems you are already in love.
I’m a little lazy to give this post a decent conclusion, but as you can see, according to Shoujo Logic, creepy = adorable/loveable/admirable.
Lets try not to gets things confused shall we?
April 11, 2008 at 10:35 pm |
Thats because in reality the guy is never as dashingly good looking, handsome, rich, tall and dark with a thick accent and blue eyes.